HA pregnancy test

so lately, since i almost got confined at Crittenton Hospital nights ago for dehydration, virus and too much stress.. i've been feeling really really tired. and im always dizzy and nauseaus. so anyway, today, i was feeling dizzy and stuff so i had to lay back down. my dad comes in my room and sits right next to me and goes

Dad: i have a question to ask you
Me: uh, okay?
Dad: when was the last time u had your period?
Me: like.. now? im on my period. now.
Dad: when was the last time before this?
Me: like three weeks ago? i dont know. when i went to Chicago. why?
Dad: i dont know. it's just weird. are you pregnant

OH I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

Me: what?! why?!
Dad: well you've been showing signs of it. you're always dizzy, nauseaus and tired.

I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER. HE'S RIGHT. SIGNS OF PREGNANCY.

Me: HA im definitely not.
Dad: okay. well they wouldnt do pregnancy test on you at the hospital unless you ask for it you know?
Me: so you want me to take a pregnancy test?
Dad: yeah.
Me: alright i'll do it. im not pregnant dad.

so wow. he thinks im pregnant. but you know what's funnier? im actually showing signs of pregnancy. but i think it's hilarious that all of those sickness that im showing are signs of pregnancy. coz you know what? i definitely should be the last one he should be talking to about pregnancy. i am like one of the few girls in our school who hasnt done it yet. who still has her V-CARD, thank you very much.

i just think it's seriously hilarious.
so i'll be taking a pregnancy test. WOW.